ALIEN ROAD PUNK JERSERY

ALIEN ROAD PUNK JERSERY

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ALIEN ROAD PUNKS: A Post Non-Existential Surrealist Running Gang

Welcome to Alien Road Punks,

We are a band of devoted runners, who have found that we can unlock the secrets of the universe using pace, distance and sweat. If you are absurdly passionate, committed, self driven and caring (WE HAVE A VERY STRICT NO ASSHOLE POLICY) we’d like you to join our club.

Being an Alien Road Punk means pushing yourself to new limits, and supporting those around you in reaching their goals.

Our first unofficial mascot is “stoned bugs,” who I lifted from the t-shirt of a very nice lady I met at an underfunded Mayan excavation near Tulum in 2016.

The SHIRTS ARE FREE. But you must submit a 1000 word (minimum) essay to the current members of the Alien Road Punks. If selected, I will send you a shirt for no charge. I’m often broke so if you could pick it up that’s great but if not we’ll figure it out.

Your essay must be about running or your equivalent mind altering vocation.

ABOUT THE SHIRT:
The shirt is a 100% Cotton Jersey, pre shrunk and hand printed with care by me. Each shirt is custom printed for YOU. You may find a very tiny tear or smudge in the shirt, this is because I subject each shirt to some heavy duty treatment before washing them. This is not a defect, this ensures that the shirt is just a tough as you :)

The shirts are unisex, but as they are preshrunk they fit true to size. Small to XXX-Large

Model is 5’8” and is wearing a small

Please direct reasonable questions to wawa@wawadesigns.com



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